Where does a programmer sit?

So you work in a office in a software team, and hence you know the general setting of cubicles and conference rooms.

Programmer 1: Hey! Do you know where Programmer 3 sits?

Programmer 2: Yes.

Programmer 1: Where?

Programmer 2: On a chair!

LOLs!

This joke is applicable in any office not just a software development office. Have fun with it.

My binary world

I am a coder and so I view this world in binary....

Zeros and Ones. Good and Bad. Heroes and Villains. Black and White.

So how the heck am I supposed to create a green button? :)